The Inflatable Derby: Extinction-Level Fun!
Because nothing says "Team Player" like a T-Rex in a dead sprint.
Let’s be honest: Work is hard. Productivity is great, but burnout is real. We believe that happy people work harder, and nothing triggers pure, unadulterated joy like watching your Accounting Manager try to run in a 7-foot tall polyester dinosaur suit.
Why Book This "Ridiculous" Idea?
Instant Morale Booster: Break the ice (and the sound barrier) with a race that levels the playing field. Everyone looks equally awesome/absurd in a suit.
The "Remember When" Factor: Years from now, nobody will remember that PowerPoint presentation. Everyone will remember the time Dave from IT tripped over his own tail.
Viral-Ready Content: Your social media manager will thank you. The photos and videos are gold for recruitment and showing off your company culture.
Healthy Competition: Build bonds through the shared struggle of trying to breathe and run while shaped like a prehistoric predator or a giant poultry.
Our Racing Packages
The Small Herd (6 Racers)$200 6 Suits, Track Markers, & The Grand Trophy
The Mid-Size Mob (8-10)$300 10 Suits, Track Markers, & The Grand Trophy
The Full Stampede (12-15)$40015 Suits, Track Markers, 1st, 2nd, & 3rd Place Trophies
Choose your racer
We don’t just do Dinos. Customize your chaos with our specialized racing divisions:
The Rex Race
The classic. The legend. The wobbly-headed masterpiece. High drag, high comedy, and a guaranteed tail-tangling time.
The Prize: The "Golden Rex" Trophy.
The Cluck’n Hard Race
Aerodynamic? No. Hilarious? Yes. These chicken suits are built for high-speed pecking and maximum flapping.
The Prize: The "Cluck-Cup"
The Wildcards
Looking to get even weirder? We offer Unicorns for that magical sprint or Sumo Suits for those who prefer to bounce their way to victory.
"It’s so outrageous, it actually works." Stop overthinking it. Book the suits, build the morale, and let’s see who’s really the king of the office jungle.